my parents brought home this cute looking teddy bear from a nutrition society conference a few days ago. looks can be deceiving, and my mom shocked me when she said it was a measuring tape, not a teddy bear. some things need to be seen to believed, so i put together a lil something to expose this scandalous contraption.
How to speak about women and be Politically Correct:
* She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. * She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. * She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. * She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. * She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. * She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION * She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. * She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. * She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. * She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. * She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE * She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. * She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. * She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
